I've been a wrestling fan since I was 9, and since then, the ammount of morons that I talk to who get completly the wrong idea about things has multiplied to an obscene ammount.  On this page, I've included some of the most Frequently Moronic Comments that people have made to me, and attempted, as best I can, to clear up any myths about wrestling and wrestling fans.

"Wrestling's for little kids with Hulk Hogan T-shirts!".
I do not, never have, and certainly never will like Hulk Hogan, he is an old man in yellow undies who is as bald now as he was 16 years ago.

"Wrestling's all fake, they don't realy hit each other you know"
Damn you idiots! of course I know.  Look, when I first started watching wrestling, yeah, I thought  it was real, but I also believed a Lesbian was some sort of sea creature.  Most young children do believe that grown men hit each other with steel chairs and walk away without  bumps and bruises the same way they believe a little women with wings, a mini skirt and a fetish for white things that grow inside people's mouths leaves them twenty pence under their pillow every once in a while.  Now I'm older, and just 'cos I watch wrestling does not make me a moron, I know it's fake!!!!

"Austin 3:16 says he's gonna lay the smack down on your candy ass, Jabroni!"
FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!
The absolute worse comment of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, you got the friggin' phrases wrong, arsehole, and secondly,  I hate Austin and I definetly CAN NOT STAND THE ROCK!!!
And erm, thirdly, I'm not too impressed with the way both "wrestlers" have reached superstardom like they have.  Though they are both shit at it, they are both supposed to be wrestlers, not friggin' Tv celebrities/actors/pop singers/Ravioli advertisers.

"Are you going to Tombstone powerdrive my ass?"
Well, without sounding too much like a mark, the word is PILEDRIVER, unless you realy are gay and you would like a big sweaty man in nylon to powerdrive your ass.

"Why do you have pictures of big sweaty men in their duds all over your bedroom wall?"
I DON'T! Out of all the posters and shit hung up on my wall, only one is of a male wrestler, and that's Shawn Michaels, and he isn't wearing duds,(Well, he is, kinda, he's wearing pants, but the picture is only of his upper body)  he's lying on the floor covered in blood, so here's the worlds' sharpest dildo, and here's me, inviting you to go and fuck yourself...