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The Rock:"One, Two, it doesn't matter if the Rock counts to three!" **
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The Rock:"British Bulldog, it doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter what you are, it doesn't matter what you say, it just doesn't MATTER!!" ***
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The Rock:"Finaly, the Rock, has COME BACK TO WASHINGTON DC!!!" **
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The Rock (To Al Snow): "What the hell is that?  A maniken Head?  Yeah, you like that, yeah, you like the maniken head..What the Rock Says, is seen as you like the Maniken head so much, The Rock says, take it down to the make up lady, she'll make it nice and pretty, she'll  put some lipstick on it, pluck her little eye brows, put rollers in her hair, and what the Rock says, is when she's nice and ripe, and you find her attractive, take the maniken head, TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS, AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!!" ****
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The Rock: "Well since Rocks baby left him, well he found a new place to dwell, it's down at the end of Jabroni drive at...Smackdown hotel" *****
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The Rock: "Tripple H, as sure as the sun sets, you can garentee that the Rock is going to take that sledgehammer, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it  up yer candy ass"
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Kevin Kelly:  "You confront The British Bulldog, going one on one with the man who says, he's ready to tackle the great one"
The Rock: "That's not what the Rock had in mind Kevin Kelly, you should be askin' The Rock  about his $500 dollar shirt, askin' the Rock, what can you do about that feelin' in your stomach 'cos you feel the electricity, askin' the Rock, where your fat Ass can eat pancakes at!" ***
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The Rock:  "Who, is this Roody Poo?"
Al Snow:  "You know me, you know me from last week"
Mankind:  "Shutup Al.....Al, he wants to be our partner tonight"
The Rock: "AL!?!?! Is this jabroni's name!!" *****
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Micheal Cole:  "Shall I answer the phone?"
Tripple H:  "No Dickshit, it's gonna answer it'self!" **
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Tripple H:  "Well, Vince, I would have to imagine, that tonight, you're gonna get a first hand lesson, in what DOGGY_STYLE is all about!!!" ***
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Steve Austin: (Taken from "Attitude"):  Austin 3:16, says I just whipped your ass!" *
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Steve Austin (At the arena):  "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!!" **
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Steve Austin: "I don't realy feel like layin' a hand on you, I got somethin' a little bit bigger, and a little bit more important, than you yourself" *
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Steve Austin (Moments before hitting Vince Mcmahon in the balls):  "Don't trust anybody, now what I want you to do, is bow down to Steve Austin" **
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Steve Austin: "Now you know, the old Steve Austin, the old Stone Cold Steve Austin would probably tell you to take that camera, and shove it up your ass!" ***
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Steve Austin:  "The bottom line is, you're too much of a chicken shit!" **
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Steve Austin (censored): "Undertaker, you are a Dead, Sorry, Son of a bitch!" **
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Steve Austin:"And as far as Mick Foley goes, if he's not here tonight, and on a personal note, I'd just like to say, Get well Mick Foley, you crazy bastard!" ****
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Steve Austin: "Say to me, Vince Mcmahon, needs Stone Cold Steve Austin"
Vince Mcmahon:  "Vince Mcmahon needs Stone Cold Steve Austin" *
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Steve Austin:"Well, in that same respect..Stone Cold, needs Vince Mcmahon, To KISS HIS ASS!!" *
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Steve Austin: "Shane Mcmahon, you are a sorry son of a bitch!" *
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Undertaker:"Aren't you gonna pick that up?"
Big Show:" what ?"
Undertaker:"That punk  card Val Venis just give you!"
Big Show:"Punk card!?! Aw, C'mon man!!! Aw Hell!!! You ain't gotta do that!!"
Undertaker:(Laughs) *****
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Undertaker:"Who in the hell do you think you are?" ****
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Michael Cole: "Undertaker, Big Show, A blood bath, just more proof that the tag team division is heating up here in the World Wrestling Federation"
Undertaker:  "And with that statement, you just lost all your interview privaligges, now be gone, and stay gone" ****
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Kurt Angle (To Hardcore Holly):  "Y'know, I can't believe this!  They call you the big shot, what you need to do, is take the 'O' outa Big Shot, and add one of my three "I"'s, I mean Jeez!!!" ***
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Vince Mcmahon:"Take me to the Son of A Bitch!" **
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Vince Mcmahon:  "Bastion Booger, you take one look at this Human and...he just looks like he stinks!"
Jerry Lawler: "What!?!"
Vince Mcmahon: "Yes, he looks like he smells verry bad....look at the hump" ****
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Vince Mcmahon: "When I die, I wanna go straight to hell!!!" (Whatever you say Vinnie!)
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Roaddogg Jesse James:  "It's me, it's me, it's that D-O-Double G, And I ride once again, with that B to that A to that Double D" ***
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Roaddogg: "Val Venis, it's not your belt that I want, it's your ass that holds it up, that I want!!!"
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The Full DX pardody of the nation:
Tripple H as The Rock, X-pac as Mark Henry, Roaddog as D'Lo Brown, Jason Sensation as Owen Hart Billy Gunn as The GodFather

Tripple H: "You know, the Crock just came from the bathroom, and you should've smelled what the Rock was cookin'...come to think of it, you should've smelt what the Rock was bakin'!"
Roaddog: "Rock was bakin!!! Brother was Bakin'!!!"
Tripple H goes for the People's elbow
Triple H: "As a matter of fact....When it comes to the Crock and the ladies, and the Crock hits Rockbottom, The Crock has no choice but to lay the Smackdown on himself!!!"
Roaddog: "Ya HEAR THAT, THE BROTHER SMACKS HIMSELF DOWN!!!"
Jason Sensation:"WELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!  Nobody listens to me, nobody gives a damn what I think! What am I doin' wearin' this RIDICULOUS OUTFIT!!!! I LOOK LIKE DAMN ROAD SIGN!!! WHAT THE HELL AM I A SCHOOL CROSSIN'!?!?!?!?  Y' know, I tried to be a tough guy, BUT I JUST COULDN'T GROW MY DAMN BEARD IN, And you know what, I am NOT A NUGGET!!! I'm a blackheart DAMN IT, A WINNER, A SOLE SURVIVOR, WHOOOO!!!!  And if anybody smells what the Rock is cookin', it's me LOOK HOW BIG MY DAMN NOSE IS!!!! WHAT AM I, AN ARDVARK!?!?"
Roaddogg:  "What's the Brother look like?  An Ardvark!!??"
X-Pac: "Hey, hey, hey Rock, I don't know what you're cookin', smell like shit, but I think I'll eat some anyway, hey, hey, hey"
Tripple H;  "You know somethin' Mark Henry, Mizark Henry, You are the worlds' strongest man, and The Crock's got a helluva body himself, but there's one thing the people wanna know-how do you get Yo' pecks, to go all the way around to yo' back like that!?"
Roaddog:"What he want's to know, is how....."
Tripple H: "SHUTTTUP!!!......Shut your mouths, and know your roles. Nation, it's real simple, we got two words for ya....Suck It!!!" *************************************************************************************
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Edge: "Last night, we became tag team champions, in quite possibly, the most fantastic match of all time, and you know what, we were great!!!"
Christian: "Excuse me Edge, we were REALY great!!"
Edge:  "Ok, Ok"
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Shawn Michaels:"Hit, MY music!" *****
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Brian Pillman:  "I'm Brian Pillman, and don't you ever forget it!" *****
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Kane:  "Suuuuucckkk It!!!" ****
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Eddy Guerro: "Take it easy Mama sita, I know you're here realy, 'cos you want some Latino Heat!!" ***
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Mankind: "I know every inch of that boiler room, and what I have there, is a special metal pipe, and Tripple H, what Mankind is gonna do, he's gonna take that metal pipe, he's gonna shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and he's gonna....hit Hunter right over the head with it!!" ****
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Mankind:  "Val, I know what you have in your pants, and I want it!" ****
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Mankind: "I know where it is Rock, I know where it is.  Val Venis has Mr. Rocko"
Rock:  "Who has Mr. Rocko?"
Mankind:  "Val Venis"
Rock: "Who in the hell is Val Venis?"
Mankind: "The guy who likes to talk about his.....big ego"
Rock:  "Oh, that's the same Jabroni who likes to talk about his cock-amy stories!" *****
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Chris Jericho:"When I'm finished, you will never, eeeeeeever, bore these Jerichoholics, again!!" ****
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Chris Jericho:"This is not, a fabriacated, PRETEND sport, like the Ultimate Fighting Championships, no, this is sports entertainment, this, is real!" **
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Goldberg:  "You're next!!!" ***
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Scotty Too Hotty:"We's right, we's wrong, we's white, we's stron, we's is, TOOOO COOOL"
Grandmaster Sexay:  "Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, I am the Grandmasta Sexay, and if you don't know me, you ain't my homay, we are the originators, the innovators, the mastrubat....the perculators, of cool.  An' we's about to get crucked (?) up on you Mo'Fo's!!" *****
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Owen Hart: "Enough is enough....I'm a blackhart.  I'm a champion damn it, and i'm NOT A NUGGETT!"
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Mankind: "I am the best referee there is, the best referee there was, and the best referee there ever will be"
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